Thursday, October 8, 2009

THE FOUR STAGES OF ZOMBIE INFECTION


Stage One: Infection. Symptoms of zombie infection appear quickly: within one or two hours, the victim will develop a headache, fever, chills and other flu-like symptoms.

Stage Two: Coma. Zombie comas are brief . Physiological changes include: slow pulse and shallow breathing. The coma lasts only between four and six hours.

Stage Three: Transformation. Zombies awaken from their comas in a catatonic state. They are unresponsive to most stimuli as they shuffle about, trying to locate their prey. There is no acclimation period; a zombie will begin hunting immediately upon transformation.

Stage Four: The Party. Zombies converge in Sausalito on Saturday night to drink beer, dance, and laugh their asses off.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 9, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    AWESOME!!! And now the secret is out about why you surround yourself with brainy people...juicy, succulent brains....

    Love to you and Adrienne and happy happy birthday+38 days!

    ~g.

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  2. Tony PreciadoOctober 13, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    I find the Frontal Lobe to be the most juicy and succulent, but as far as super tasty goes, I'd say the Cerebellum is by far the winner!
    Great to hear from you Gina, and thanks for the birthday cheer. :)

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  3. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 2:45 AM

    Zombies arn't real.
    You're all stupid.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 2:45 AM

    Just kiddin'.
    LOLOLOLOLLOL

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